▶ THE FOLDER
▶ WHAT A SNEK IS
people keep telling me to slow down. i have no legs. this is already the slow version.
the glasses are because the sun is loud and my eyes do not close. ever. not once.
the hair was not a decision. i woke up with it and the whole park panicked for a week.
i cannot go backwards. that is not a rule i follow, that is just how i am put together.
i have tried. it is not in me.
if it is in front of me it is food.
grass is fine. path is better.
that is the entire job.
▶ THE NUMBERS
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